For the SOTU, don't say "You lie", but you could try...

I don’t want democrats to be polite during the State of the Union speech tonight, but if they say “You lie” like Joe Wilson did during one of Obama’s same speeches every time Trump lies, the speech will go on into the next morning. 

I would like to suggest a more subtle way of needling him, because that’s all you need to do to get him to go off script, which is the real objective here. 

Every time he lies (which will be many), I suggest something along the lines of what beloved frat boy John Belushi (aka John “Bluto” Blutarsky from “Animal House”) did in the clip below. It happens in the first minute. 

Now, I don’t suggest going full bore on the intrusions or the language. I would suggest something more subtle like a distinct chuckle or a cough. 

For example, when Trump says something like... 

“I have been responsible for the greatest economic expansion in the history of the United States.”

*cough* *chuckle*

“We will pay for the wall and Mexico WILL pay for it!”

*cough* *chuckle* *chuckle* *chuckle* 

There is no Russian collusion. Believe me.

*guffaw*

“The jobs that will be created from our plans will be huuuuge!”

*Carrier!* *cough* *cough* *cough*

You get the idea. Any suggestions you all have are greatly appreciated. 

Please send this idea to your democratic representative. We need to piss Trump off. Once we do that, he will say something so stupid that it will overshadow whatever good stuff he tries to lie about during this address. 

We need to stop being so damn nice. Piss them off for a change.